Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 14:36:31 -0500
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he
notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the
wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice
fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks, mister," says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog
to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy," says the fireman, "I don't want
to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have