Clinton & the pig
Clinton & the pig
Date: Mon, 18 May 1998 13:08:20 -0500
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one
night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill
told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners
what had happened.
About 1 hour later, Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with
a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes
all ripped and torn. "What happened to you?" asked Bill.
"Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and
his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Clinton.
The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the
pig."
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