Date: Fri, 6 Mar 1998 18:13:17 -0500
One day a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son
playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said, "All you sons of bitches who want off, get
the hell off now, because this is the last stop. All you sons of bitches
who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, because we're
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours.
When you come back down, you may play with your trains as long as you
use proper language."
Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her
son came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains. The
train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking
the train, please remember to take all your belongings. We thank you
for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For
those just boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under the
seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed
off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."