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Date: Mon, 12 Jul 1999 14:07:38 -0500

A man and his little nephew were in line at the movies. The little boy was standing in front of his uncle and in front of the little boy was a very large woman with a very wide behind stretched from one side to the other.

Well the little boy looked at the woman's behind and looked up at his uncle. Afraid the little boy was about to say something embarrassing, the uncle told him to behave himself and not say anything. The little boy nodded his head in agreement.

Just at that moment the lady's beeper went off, and the little boy jumped back holding his arms out to protect his uncle and shouted out, "Watch out, She's backing up!"

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