Date: Fri, 28 Nov 1997 15:45:00 +0500
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from
the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past
security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of
gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied: (brace yourself)
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."