APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NEW JERSEY
APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NEW JERSEY
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1998 16:33:51 -0500
APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NEW JERSEY
Name: _______________
Nickname: ____________
Address: _____________
Exit #: ________________
ETHNIC BACKGROUND:
_____Italian
_____Sicilian
_____Jewish
BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE:
a) Sewage
b) Sulfur
c) Garbage
d) All of the above
TOTAL # OF MUSCLE SHIRTS:
a) 5-10 b) 10-15 c) 15-20 d) 20 or more
# OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS:
a) 5-10 b) 10-15 c) 15-20 d) 20 or more
# OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS THAT ARE ALSO MUSCLE SHIRTS:
a) 5-10 b) 10-15 c) 15-20 d) 20 or more
BRAND OF JEANS PREFERRED:
a) Sergio Valente b) Jordache c) Sassoon d) Z. Cavaricci
PERCENTAGE OF WARDROBE WHICH IS LEATHER:
a) 100% b) 95-100% c) 90-95% d) 85-90%
TOTAL # OF GOLD CHAINS OWNED:
a) 10-15 b) 15-20 c) 20-25 d) 25 or more
# OF GOLD CHAINS WORN AT ONE TIME:
a) 5-10 b) 10-15 c) 15-20 d) 20 or more
APPROXIMATE VALUE OF THIS JEWELRY:
a) $5-$10 b) $10-$15 c) $15-$20 d) stolen
NUMBER OF APPLICATIONS OF OBSESSION/POLO/DRAKKAR TO ACHIEVE DESIRED EFFECT:
a) 10-15 b) 15-25 c) 25 or more
GOLD CAP ON AT LEAST ONE TOOTH?
Yes No
HAIR HEIGHT:
a) 6-8 inches b) 8-12 inches c) 1-2 feet d) more than 2
feet
HAIR PRODUCTS USED AT ANY GIVEN TIME (circle all that apply):
a) hair spray
b) styling gel
c) mousse
d) extra hold styling gel
e) bondo
f) spackle
g) 40-weight motor oil
h) crazy glue
AUTOMOBILE OWNED:
a) IROC Z
b) Firebird
c) Camaro
d) Mustang
e) Monte Carlo
f) Chevette (You got a f#%*ing problem with it?)
NUMBER OF INCHES CAR IS OFF THE GROUND:
a) 6-8 inches b) 4-6 inches c) 2-4 inches d) Less than 2
inches
CHARACTERISTICS OF AUTOMOBILE:
a) gold chain around license plate
b) neon lights around license plate
c) neon lights under car
d) Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging from rear view mirror
e) garter hanging from rear view mirror
f) chrome hubcaps
g) stick-on window tinting
h) stick-on paint splash/flame stickers
i) fuzzy dice
FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM:
a) F#%*ing Giants
b) F#%*ing Jets
c) F#%*ing Mets
d) F#%*ing Yankees
e) F#%*ing Nets
f) F#%*ing Knicks
g) F#%*ing Devils
h) F#%*ing Rangers
i) F#%*ing Islanders
FAVORITE MUSIC:
a) Techno
b) Rap
c) Bon Jovi
d) Bruce Springsteen
ESSAY QUESTION:
In 100 words or less, define the term "Yooz Guys."
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