stories about the kids
stories about the kids
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1999 12:56:01 -0500
Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a
bathroom break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, "I was worried
that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a
local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a
salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact,
he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes
for his birthday."
The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he
started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they
made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real
estate firm. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best
friend a new house for his birthday."
The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping
floors in a brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just
gave HIS best friend a million in stock for his birthday."
The fourth guy comes back from the can. The first 3 explain that
they are telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well, I'm
embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out
as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I
just found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to
look at the bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes,
a new house, and a million in stock for his birthday."
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