Real Jobs
Real Jobs
Date: Mon, 5 Apr 1999 08:15:23 -0500
A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance
from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads
some distance from town.
As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped
the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this
earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20
for sex."
The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with
their business.
After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat
back in the driver's seat and stared out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm
actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is
$25."
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