10 He didn't think anyone would notice.

9 Na, na, nana, na! The Board of Visitors said he could.

8 Closing the Dean's Office would result in a $87.54 savings each year in paper clip expenses.

7 Upon consulting Kenny Kingston's 1-900 Psychic Hotline, Dionne Warwick advised him that nine was a bad number for him and that eight would be better.

6 Having a College of Education distracts us from the real goal of the University--a good bowl game.

5 The ghost of James McComas came to him in the President's Office and said, "If you rebuild it, he will come."

4 Third grade with Mrs. Fletcher (that bitch).

3 The College of Engineering wants to use the abbreviation COE.

2 Heh, Heh. Power is cool!

1 They didn't say, "Simon says, may we restructure?"