VA College Bashing
VA College Bashing
Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 12:45:20 -0400
How many William & Mary students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three - one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.
How many Old Dominion students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high
off the old one.
How many Mary Washington students does it take to change a light bulb?
The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on weekends.
How many Georgetown students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb, and one to throw the old bulb at American
U students.
How many UVA students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
How many Virginia Tech students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to change the bulb, and two to shout their case of how he
did it as well as a UVA student.
How many James Madison University students does it take to change a
light bulb? None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity.
How many Virginia Commonwealth students does it take to change a light
bulb? None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
How many Eastern Meninite U students does it take to change a light
bulb? Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to light the flint.
How many George Mason University students does it take to change a
light bulb? Three......
How many Washington and Lee students does it take to change a light
bulb? Four, one to change a bulb, and three to write up a complaint to
the board of directors stating that, they wouldn't need to change it,
if they went to a better school to begin with.
How many Longwood students does it take to change a light bulb? GE
hasn't located this place yet.
How many U of Richmond students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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