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The Van Gogh Family Tree


The Van Gogh Family Tree

Date: Fri, 1 May 1998 12:11:17 -0500

The Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother...............................Please Gogh His dizzy aunt .....................................Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes..........................Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle ..............................Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store.......Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....................U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white..........Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois............................Chica Gogh His magician uncle..................................Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle...................................Day Gogh His Mexican cousin..................................Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach .................Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco............................Go Gogh The bird lover uncle................................Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst............................E Gogh The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking................Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew............................Poe Gogh

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