SIGNS
SIGNS
Date: Tue, 4 Aug 1998 13:28:28 -0500
SIGNS
SIGN ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK: Let us remove your shorts
MATERNITY CLOTHES SHOP: We are open on labor day
NON-SMOKING AREA: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action
ON MATERNITY ROOM DOOR: "Push, Push, Push"
ON A FRONT DOOR: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except
the dog
OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE: If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place
SCIENTIST'S DOOR: Gone Fission
TAXIDERMIST WINDOW: We really know our stuff
PODIATRIST'S WINDOW: Time wounds all heels
BUTCHER'S WINDOW: Let me meat your needs
USED CAR LOT: Second Hand cars in first crash condition
SIGN ON FENCE: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive"
CAR DEALERSHIP: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment
MUFFLER SHOP: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming
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