Police Comeback Lines
Police Comeback Lines
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 1999 11:06:03 -0500
Top 10 Police Comeback Lines
1. I'm sorry Ma'am, but with the unlicensed gun in your purse
plus the DWI, you ARE a real criminal.
2. Hey John, get out of the cruiser and come over here to say
"Thank You." We stopped the guy who pays OUR salary!
3. Yeah, I do have bank robbers to catch, but that might be dangerous,
so I'm going to play it safe and write you this ticket.
4. Hurry it up? Sure, I'll just go back to the cruiser and write
the citation. Do you have food and water in the car? This
shouldn't take more than six hours.
5. Do you know why I stopped you, or do you THINK like you Drive?
6. What do you mean I won't believe you? Just because you've got
three kilos of smack and two bodies in the trunk doesn't mean
there isn't a perfectly reasonable explanation.
7. No, you've got that WRONG. I'm even TOUGHER without the badge
and gun.
8. Of course you didn't DO it. You just happened to start your
wind sprints in front of the department store, the VCR is extra
weight, and the security guards were providing MOTIVATION.
9. She STARTED it? That's the best you can do? My four-year-old
does better than that when I ask why his sister is crying.
10. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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