Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 10:22:04 -0400
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to
hear at your trial. -Sydney Biddle Barrows, the "Mayflower Madam"
Never say "Oops" in the operating room. - Dr. Leo Troy
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or
"size" with "rear end". Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for
the job of umpire. -Dan Zevin
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end
to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's
always gonna be me!" -Rita Rudner
Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. -Woodrow Wilson
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in
the room. -Winston Churchill
Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel. -American
adage about antagonizing newspaper editors. You got a problem with