Mergers
Mergers
Date: Mon, 22 Feb 1999 16:43:14 -0500
Zerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called
Fairwell Honeychild.
Polygram Records, Warner Brother and Nabisco: New company will be called
Poly-Warner-Cracker.
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush Co. and W. R. Grace
Co.:
New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing (3M) & Goodyear: mmmGood
John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
3M, J. C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon
Pants Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
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