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Date: Mon, 22 Feb 1999 16:43:14 -0500

Zerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.

Polygram Records, Warner Brother and Nabisco: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush Co. and W. R. Grace Co.: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing (3M) & Goodyear: mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine

3M, J. C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon

Pants Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da

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