Jokes

Humor

Date: Fri, 22 May 1998 13:27:27 -0500

I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't. -- age 8

I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate it looks like you ate more. -- age 6

I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it mom makes me clean it up. -- age 13

I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at the same time. -- age 9

I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -- age 7

I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose. -- age 7

I've learned that when mommy and daddy shout at each other it scares me. -- age 5

I've learned that when daddy kisses me in the mornings he smells like a piece of Jolly Rancher candy. -- age 10

I've learned that when I eat fish sticks, They help me swim faster because they're fish. -- age 7

I've learned that when I wave at people in the country they stop what they're doing and wave back. -- age 9

I've learned that when I grow up, I'm going to be an artist. It's in my blood. -- age 8

I've learned that you can't judge boys by the way they look. -- age 12

I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. -- age 13

I've learned that you should never jump out of a second story window using a sheet for a parachute. -- age 10

I've learned that parents are very hard to live with. -- age 12

I've learned that sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always come. Sometimes he's broke. -- age 8

I've learned that if you talk too long on the phone with a girl, your parents suspect something is going on. -- age 11

I've learned that girls sweat just as much as boys. -- age 11

I've learned that when wearing suspenders with one strap down, you need to be careful going to the bathroom. -- age 10

I've learned if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy. -- age 6

I've learned that it always makes me feel good to see my parents holding hands. -- age 13

I've learned that you shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a Tootsie Roll. -- age 10

I've learned that I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch, if only cowboys didn't wear spurs. -- age 8

I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night". -- age 7

I've learned that sometimes I don't like to play ball with daddy because he gets mad when I drop the ball. -- age 10

I've learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over. -- age 7

I've learned that the teacher always calls on me the time I don't know the answer. -- age 9

I've learned how to hold animals without killing them. -- age 5

I've learned that when you have three of your wild friends in the car the driver freaks. -- age 9

I've learned that gold fish don't like Jello. -- age 5

I've learned that you should say your prayers every night. -- age 9

I've learned that the older I get the less attention I get. -- age 6

I've learned that sometimes my mother laughs so hard that she snorts. -- age 7