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Date: Thu, 21 Oct 1999 11:03:41 -0500

Dog Haiku

I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be

Today I sniffed Many dog butts-I celebrate By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look!

My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle

I hate my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin On your foot - no greater bliss - well, Maybe catching cats

The cat is not all Bad-she fills the little box With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under fence-why Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating.

My owners' mood is Romantic-I lie near their feet. I fart a big one.