Beer Quotes
Beer Quotes
Date: Fri, 16 Jan 1998 12:03:28 +0500
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons
but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you
to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
Taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her.
--W.C. Fields
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
--David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes
beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
People who drink "light" beer don't like the taste of beer; they
just like to pee alot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with his fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
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