Jokes

Humor

Date: Sun, 23 Mar 1997 17:23:28 +0500

* After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

* How can there be self-help "groups"?

* If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

* If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

* If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

* If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

* Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

* Is there another word for synonym?

* Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

* Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

* When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

* When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

* When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

* Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

* Why do they report power outages on TV?

* Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?