Apocalypse
Apocalypse
Date: Mon, 20 Sep 1999 14:25:22 -0500
How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse:
USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS.
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN?
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE.
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE.
Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER.
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING.
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR.
Readers Digest: 'BYE.
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT
THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON"
DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE.
Microsoft's Web Site: If you didn't experience the rapture, download
software patch RAPT777.EXE.
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