51 days...
51 days...
Date: Tue, 2 Dec 1997 13:21:50 -0500
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the
bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order
over and sit down at a table. The corks are popped, the glasses are
filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 DAYS, 51 DAYS, 51 DAYS!".
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting
grows. "51 DAYS, 51 DAYS, 51 DAYS!" Finally the tenth blonde comes in with
a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture
in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin
dancing around the table, exchanging HIGH FIVES, all the while chanting
"51 DAYS, 51 DAYS, 51 DAYS!". The bartender can't contain his curiosity
any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is
a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the
frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the
blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks
that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So we decided to set
the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put
it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together
in 51 DAYS!"
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