Choking

Choking

Date: Mon, 22 Feb 1999 16:43:37 -0500

One day, two neighbors were having lunch at their favorite watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a burger too fast. The first one said to the other, "Think we otta' help?" "Yep," said the other one. The first one got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin yew speak?" he asked. She again shook her head no.

With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.

The first neighbor turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"