Hillary's annual checkup
Hillary's annual checkup
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 10:12:54 -0500
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished,
she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased
and that she is in great shape but, that she was pregnant! She told
the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely
was a month pregnant. Well, she stormed out of the office and went
to the receptionist and took the phone and called the white house.
When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she
wanted to talk to Bill right away. Well they rang the oval office
and Bill answered.
Hillary said: "Do you know what you did you rotten bastard?
You got me pregnant!!!"
The President remained silent.
Again, Hillary screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ROTTEN
BASTARD? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!!"
Finally Bill answered, "Who is this???"
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