Golfing With The Wife
Golfing With The Wife
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 15:32:51 -0500
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five
iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him
what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball....
.....stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!"
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