Frog Princess
Frog Princess
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 12:23:03 -0500
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent
over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up
again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you
are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it,
and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If
you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be
your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of
his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then
cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay
with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the
frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the
frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer.
I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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