Fence
Fence
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 1999 11:24:41 -0500
The Fence
A husband and wife are out for a drive through the countryside. They reach
a familiar spot, and the wife says: "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing
we did here 40 years ago!" The husband stops the car. He backs his wife
up against the fence, and he immediately jumps her like a bass on a
Junebug. They make love like never before. She was SCREAMING and
GYRATING, and SHAKING uncontrollably.
When it was over, much to her husband's surprise, she FAINTED!
After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband,
quite astounded, says: "Darlin', you sure never reacted like that 40
years ago-or ANYTIME SINCE that I can remember." The woman, gasping
for breath, is finally able to speak. She says: "FORTY YEARS AGO,
THAT DAMNED FENCE WASN'T ELECTRIFIED!
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