brains
brains
Date: Mon, 17 Nov 1997 10:28:26 -0400
A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "well, I've
got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have
an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just
been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident
right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have
whichever brain you'd like. The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the
woman's brain costs $30,000.00."
The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large difference
between the male and the female brain?"
The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."
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