Michael Clark Personal Stuff » Puns http://www.michaelclark.name Michael Boyd Clark, MichaelClark.name Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:23:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Star Wars Holiday Humor http://www.michaelclark.name/star-wars-holiday-humor http://www.michaelclark.name/star-wars-holiday-humor#comments Fri, 05 Dec 1997 14:05:58 +0000 Michael Clark http://www.michaelclark.name/?p=1136 Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!”

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader’s reach, “How do you know!?” Luke yelled at him, “How do you know what I’m getting for Christmas!?”

Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, “I felt your presents.”

Date: Fri, 5 Dec 1997 10:04:10 -0500

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